Conversations with the Mistress….

(Ring ring) Wife: “Hello, is this “She”, Mistress: “Yes, this is “She”, Wife: “So “She” why the hell did you do this to me?” Mistress: “I’m sorry, I was weak, this life got too peak. A single man was too hard to seek. I’m sorry; this is hard, I can barely speak…..” Wife: “Sister, you speak, this…