“In 5 years time my kid could make me a grandmother like I did to my own mother!” (I pray she won’t)

I’d be 33….

Attention, Attention! I’m not ready for this! Nope; I was blessed with a beautiful baby girl. ‘A BABY’ now here I am with a pre-teen having to do the talk!

Ah hell nah!

I don’t often swear in my writing but F*ck This!

How the hell am I meant to approach this! I’ve literally just entered the category of ‘Adult’ as opposed to young adult.

Now I gotta give my 10 year old the period talk. OMG 🤦🏽‍♀️

I’m going to have to buy pads!

Extra bed sheets and knickers…….Teach her the power of toilet roll…Teach her Savy ways to dispose of them In a friends house or away from prying nosey eyes like her brothers.

Then there’s spots, body changes… some she may like others could affect her confidence. Heck teenagers are emotional creatures you know. I certainly was… “oh God I hope she’s nothing like me…I gave my mum a tough time”

Sh*t!!!! BOYS….Boysssssss. F*cking boys! They have Penis’s and urges. It’s ok….I do surgical procedures as a job….I can stop the bleeding……..🍆 + ✂️ = 🙄

Teach her about PREGNANCY! I’n particular…..Teenage Pregnancy…..This is Not going to be fun.

I know she’s gonna say something smart like “so you had sex when you was in school?”

Yes I bloody well did! 🤦🏽‍♀️

This is super awkward. I need a drink or two before I start.

So usually I’m the one one ere giving advice….. but on this occasion I need advice, tips, alcohol…Chasity belt. Heck! knock me out and do the damn talk for me!

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