I love my kids, I mean look at those faces! Who couldn’t love em’ aye’? But honestly they can be a pain in the ass with somethings. So I thought why not share my wonderfully exhausting experiences on this wacky road of parenting.
1. TAKE ICE LOLLIES OUT THE FREEZER AND THEN LEAVE IT OPEN!
This has happened soo many times now and it drives me nuts! The worst thing is my 3 year old is the main culprit. Instead of just asking, he will physically get the thing he wants out of the freezer and not close it back or jam one of the draws so it won’t close. The amount of food I’ve had to throw out is a JOKE!
2. HIDE UNWANTED FOOD UNDER THE SOFA!
This FOOLISHNESS is no joke! It’s kind of bad because as a kid I did it to my own mother thinking I was clever! I’d hide food under my bed, down the creases of the sofa. I’d even spit food in the napkin and shove it in my pocket. (Don’t ask me why I never put it in the bin!) So I guess it’s only fitting I receive the same back right??
WRONG! I have no intentions to provide food and shelter to rodents thanks! 🐭🐁🐀
3. DESTROY MY HOUSE IN 10 minutes AFTER I SPENT THE DAY CLEANING IT!
Hmm, don’t get me started on this one! If you have read my post why I avoid house guests. It will give you a better idea of my personality. I’m not a domestic goddess nor do I ever want to be. Heck if I could afford one I’d have a cleaner! I honestly get NO joy out of cleaning (I do it because I have to, not because I want to) So to have all my hard work destroyed in 10 minutes is like a kick in my teeth. So much so, that I’ve become Sargent Drill Major, even 19 month old Mini Muffin knows that he’s to put his toys away after he’s finished!
Shamaya, Shamaya, Shamaya! It’s official! She’s from another planet! No pep in her step, no urgency! No consideration for time. Getting dressed is a joke! 10 minutes per shirt button! Daydreaming……Temporary hearing loss when im shouting to hurry up! She makes me late EVERYWHERE! I’m obviously going to have fun when she’s a teenager!
5. WALKING IN ON ME ON THE TOILET OR IN THE BATHROOM!
I should start by saying, we have always lived in private rented accommodation and none of the properties I’ve had have had locks on the door and of course I cant modify any of it due to the tenancy so here we are!
9 years strong of no privacy! 9 Years! That’s a long time! A very long time to have kids walking in on you….asking you what your doing, can i come in too? Whats that?….I could go on…..
Theres no open door policy in my house, believe me. Just a bunch of kids who conveniently like to p*ss and Sh*t when im in the bath!
Tell me! What annoying things do your kids do to you?
Lots of love
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